Return of the Post Moderns Lyrics

Better Than Ezra off Friction, Baby
Intro/Verse riff:
Verse 1:
(riff)
Ten cent lovers
(riff)
beneath the covers
(riff)
Riding on a wet dream
Silver tonic free
Verse 2 (same as V1):
High stool sweet tarts
Equipped with green cards
Chomp their 401k's
Semi-chocolate brie
Break: F#5 E5
"Chorus" (Riff 2):
Digging in Los Cruces
for an army drab container
Carbon dating clothes
for the last time they were washed
Verse 3 (same as V1):
Shelby and Sheila
Onomatopoeia
Catch hang nail on Banion
Shiver Martin Sheen
Verse 4 (same):
Preschool mothers
in Technicolor