The Ballad of Chasey Lain Lyrics

1.Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain, I'm your biggest fan,
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can !
You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick,
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time.
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine.
2. Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain, ya never wrote me back,
how could I ever eat your ass when ya treat
your biggest fan like that? + REFRAIN + E
3. Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain, this letter is my last.
As your biggest fan, I must demand,
you let me eat your ass + CHORUS + E
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad,
now show em them titties, now show em them titties ! (2 x)
Would you fuck me for blue?
(capo 4th)
(Bloodhound Gang)