Linda Lovelace Lyrics

Well you can talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps
You can talk about your Hollywood fags
If you wanna know the baddest m*********ker in the world
Then Im the greatest lover alive.
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me
Before she ever got rich
And it would take the average man a day and a half
Just to satisfy that b***h.
Why the Queen of England gave me the key
To the whole damn country of France
And it only took me fifteen minutes
To get into her pants.
Well I f**ked em all from coast to coast
Cause honey that my bag
In fact Im the only man in the whole world
That could make Linda Lovelace gag.
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Now it aint that my dick so God damn big
Its just I know how to use it
And Ill never let some nickel-dime w***e
Ever get the chance to abuse it.
They can suck it for hours and hours on end
But Ill still be in control
And I wont cum till I wanna cum
Cause thats my jellyroll.
Now there aint no woman no match for me
Ive had em try to wear me down
Ive f**ked them barmaids and bank clerks
I even f**ked a circus clown.
Teachers and lawyers, doctors
And Lord them fat women sure are a drag
I tell ya Im the only m*********ker in the world
That can make Linda Lovelace gag.
Why Old Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams
When he saw me f**k that w***e
She sucked my dick swallowed my nuts
And I still hollered for more.
She sucked my a*****e she sucked my toes
Shes the suckinest b***h alive
Well I made her call up two more cunts
And friend that aint no jive.
She dont give me know s**t
About bein some big time lover
Some movie star with a jag
Cause you aint s**t if you cant get Linda Lovelace gag.
I dont talk about bein no full time lover
Cause mister thats my bag
Im the only m*********ker in the damn world
That can make Linda Lovelace gag.
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Take it boys.