Three Biggest Lies Lyrics

Well the motorcycle club had a party
And the all young virgins were there
And I found a blonde with little bitty titties
And a pretty little ribbon in her hair
And I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world
The ones my daddy first told me
And that was the beginning of my sexual life
And the end of my fantasy
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I said, This will only hurt for a little while
Ill only put the head of it in
I promise that Ill never try to cum in your mouth.
Met her at a local honky-tonk
Told her it was love at first sight
She was just lookin' for a shoulder to cry on
And a place where she could spend the night
Me I was a little nervous
Never been that far before
So I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world
As we danced across the floor.
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Busted in a Birmingham robbery
He didnt have the money for bail
The judge held him over to the local grand jury
And the sheriff threw his young ass in jail
They put him in the cell with a pervert
Who later tried to climb into his bed
Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat
And these are the words that he said, good buddy.
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