The Continuing Misadventures of Generation X Superhero, Slackerman Lyrics

The Continuing Misadventures Of Generation X Superhero, Slackerman - Diesel Boy
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INTRO:
SYNTH RIFF played over 2nd half of the INTRO
VERSE:
From the Bowery to Brighton you've all heard my call
I've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls
My name is Slackerman, superhero for the masses
I'm trying to rid society from the rich upper classes
I've got sideburns like Elvis and a shaggy goatee
I was born in seventy-three
VERSE 2:
Most superheros fly high, but me, I'd rather skate
Both parents are lawyers, divorced when I was eight
My wallets got a chain and superpowers to boot
I'll lasso you like a cowboy then I'll die your hair blue
I'm studying psych at the local JC
cuz I don't really know what to be
Play INTRO again
VERSE 3:
My partner in slackdom is a chick named Danielle
I met her at the drive thru of a taco bell
She drives her mom's green Volvo, bag of tricks on her back
She wears her hair short, wears her Doc Martens black
With her Maybelline lips and her Catholic school skirt
She'll leave bankers with nothing but dirt
VERSE 4:
Its a thankless job being a hero and all
But I've gotta do it or GenX will fall
Yuppies and Boomers get outta my way
Cuz I'm taking over and I start today
I've got sideburns like Elvis and a shaggy goatee
I was born in seventy-three
I'm studying psych at the local JC
cuz I don't really know what to be
I am the twenty-something hero of the world
and I am here for your mocha