Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Lyrics

By Frank Zappa
Chord Intro:
Intro:
Am AmM7 Am7 D9 (2X)
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me!
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!
I got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh, God, I probably got the Ghon-ca-ca-ca-cas!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Instrumental Break
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