Big Seven Lyrics

Intro:
All Rise,
Get ready,
You're in Heaven, when you hear Big Seven.
Chorus 1:
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Verse 1:
Mary had a little pig, she couldn't stop him grunting,
She took him up the garden path, and she kicked it's little rump in.
Chorus 2:
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Verse 2:
Jack and Jill went up a hill, to fetch a roll of cheese.
Jack came down with a beaming smile, and his trousers around his knees.
Chorus 3:
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Verse 3:
Little Jack Horner sat on the corner, with a dirty look in his eye.
He never looked at the pretty girls, but he smiled when the boys went by.
Chorus 4:
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Verse 4:
To love all night and sleep all day, is really my de-sire,
I tried it once, but it wouldn't work out, 'cos the pussy catch a-fire.
Chorus 5:
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Verse 5:
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to get the poor doggy a bone.
But when she bent down and the dog came around,
And he gave her a bone of his own.
Chorus 6:
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Verse 6:
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candle stick.
Silly boy; he should have jumped higher;
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
Chorus 7:
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Verse 7:
Judge Dread lay on a double bed, with a girl performing great.
He said; "would you like Big Seven again?"
She said; "no, but I'll have Big Eight!"
Chorus 8:
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Hey, hey, diddy dum day, I, I, 'igher.
Outro:
Ooh! Aah! Bye!
(Fade)