Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame Lyrics

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME by NOFX. Album : Pump Up the Valuum (2000)
This song just kicks ass! No extra struggling, just f**king great feeling!!!
A=Melvin B=El Hefe A&B=both 1/3
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# intro #A %=pause >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------------------------------------------------------------------->
D---5-----------------------------------------5--------------------->
A---5-----------------------------------------5--------------------->
E---3-----------------------------------------3--------------------->
# intro #B >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---5-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-5-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---5-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-5-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---3-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-------6-6-6------->
introA
introB
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# main #A >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---8-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-8-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---8-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-8-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---6-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------6-3-------6-6-6------->
# main #B %=pause >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---8-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-8-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---8-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-8-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---6-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------6-3-------6-6-6------->
main
main
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TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME 2/3
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# verse #A&B X1.5 (Can't you see my soul...) *=play 6X #=play 3X
B--------------------*--------------3-------3--------#---#------|
: Gm Gm
# pre-chorus #A&B (You don't get to magnify...) !play all notes 6X!
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# chorus #A&B (Take two placebos...) !play all notes 6X!
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# bridge #A&B !play all notes 6X!
: Gm
# main2 #A %=pause
A---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%1310101010---|
# main2 #B %=pause > Then play A&BmainB.
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# verse2 #A&B X1.5 (Take me to a cave...) *=play 6X #=play 3X
B--------------------*-------------------------------#---#------|
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Then play pre-chorus.
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TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME 3/3
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# chorus2 #A *=play 6X
# chorus2 #B *=play 6X
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# wah-wah (this NEEDS it) #A b=bend up to next note r=release bend
B----------------------------------------------13b15r11-----------|
# wah-wah (this NEEDS it) #B v=vibrato
G------------------10v-----10---10-12------10---------------------|
D------------------10v-------12\-------------121110---------------|
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Then play A&BbridgeA&B.
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# main-outro #A&B
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This wasn't a placebo - this was a REAL medicine for NOFX-addiction.