Wireless in Heaven Lyrics

MY WIFE TOOK ALL THE MONEY, LEFT ME FOR A COP
AND I DONT KNOW NOBODY, IN THIS COFFEE SHOP
IM STARING AT THE MENU BOARD, WAITING IN A LINE
WITH TEN BUCKS ON MY STARBUCKS CARD AND ONE THING ON MY MIND
IS THERE WIRELESS IN HEAVEN, I JUST WANNA KNOW
DO I NEED A PASSWORD TO LOG IN WHEN I GO
AND DOES JESUS HAVE A WEBSITE TO SEND ME MY EMAIL
IS THERE WIRELESS IN HEAVEN, OR DO I GO TO HELL
I ORDER MOCHA LATE GINGER JASMIN TEA
THE PRETTY LITTLE CASHIER GIRL, LOOKS UP AND SMILES AT ME
SHE SAYS IT IS AN HONOR, SHE KNOWS WHO I AM
HER GRANDPA PLAYS THE GUITAR, AND HE'S MY BIGGEST FAN
IS THERE WIRELESS IN HEAVEN, I JUST WANNA KNOW
DO I NEED A PASSWORD TO LOG IN WHEN I GO
AND DOES JESUS HAVE A WEBSITE TO SEND HIM MY EMAIL
IS THERE WIRELESS IN HEAVEN OR DO I GO TO HELL
IS THERE WIRELESS IN HEAVEN, OR DO I GO TO HELL
INSTRUMENTAL
IM COSMICALLY CONNECTED, SPIRITUALLY AWARE
THEY SAY IM APATHETIC, BUT REALLY I DONT CARE
PATHETICALLY REFLECTIVE, FEELING OVER MATCHED
I WANNA MEET MY MAKER, WITH NO WIRES ATTACHED
IS THERE WIRELESS IN HEAVEN, I JUST WANNA KNOW
DO I NEED A PASSWORD TO LOG IN WHEN I GO
TELL ME WILL JESUS ANSWER MY EMAILS
IS THERE WIRELESS IN HEAVEN OR DO I GO TO HELL
IS THERE WIRELESS IN HEAVEN OR DO I GO TO HELL