Everybody'€™s Gotta Grow Up Sometime Lyrics

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G.I. Joe moved to Mexico, he's hiding from the I.R.S.
Wearing diamond rings and living like a king
At an undisclosed address
Superman, he flew to Japan, he gave up fighting crime
He's doing commercials for compact cars
Living in a big high-rise
CHORUS:
But everybody's gotta grow up sometime
To get a little slice of that big old American pie
Yeah, everybody's gotta grow up sometime
Why can't I?
The old Lone Ranger bought an R.V. park somewhere in Arizona
And Tonto built a big casino
And owns half of Oklahoma
Barbie and Ken, they got a divorce, I guess that's the way it goes
She got the house and accessories
And told Ken to hit the road
All of my heroes abandoned their egos
And left me at home on the range (left me at home on the range)
I'm still stuck, I'm still down on my luck
Waiting for something to change
Why can't I?
Yeah, why can't I?
REPEAT VERSE CHORDS TO END