Calling Lyrics

The little opening thingy goes like:
Main riff
The segment in the brackets can be replaced with the following:
or
or
Take your pick
"Oooooooooooh, but you'll never understaaaaaaaand me."
The chorus, as far as i can tell, goes like:
a couple times, then
After you play the main riff for the last time
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