Welcome to the Cheap Seats Lyrics

Laugh when he jokes,
Slap him when he chokes,
It's time to give up the smokes.
And oh when he cries, don't wipe his eyes,
Take the wine from the swine and remind him of his crimes.
Chorus,
Oh, in another world,
Yeah he can wear a dress,
Oh in another world,
Yeah he can wear a dress.
Verse 2,
Imagine his suprise,
When he opened his eyes,
And I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs,
Imagine the disturbance
At the time of the occurrence,
When his life became a burden,
We laughed at his cries,
Chorus,
Oh, in another world,
Yeah he can wear a dress,
Oh in another world,
Yeah he can wear a dress.
Interlude,
Welcome to the cheap seats,
Welcome to the cheap seats,
Welcome to the cheap seats,
Ahhhhhhhh oh
Welcome to the cheap seats,
Welcome to the cheap seats,
Welcome to the cheap seats,
Where lifes seen through your spectacles
Chorus,
Oh, in another world,
Yeah he can wear a dress,
Oh in another world,
Yeah he can wear a dress.