Astronaut 歌詞 日本語訳

Tripod - Astronaut
三脚 - 宇宙飛行士
rebowman@utas.edu.au
rebowman@utas.edu.au
Intro:
イントロ:
Gm D# twice
Gm D# twice
I know what you're all wondering
皆さんが疑問に思っていることは分かります
Have Tripod ever been to Japan
Have Tripod ever been to Japan
But you're ignoring a much bigger question
But you're ignoring a much bigger question
Why don't the Japanese have a space program
Why don't the Japanese have a space program
Why aren't there any Japanese astronauts
Why aren't there any Japanese astronauts
Have you ever seen a Japanese astronau________t
Have you ever seen a Japanese astronau________t
I'll tell you why you haven't seen one
I'll tell you why you haven't seen one
I'll tell you why
その理由をお話します
You can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut
宇宙飛行士になったら茶道はできない
It's those damn fat gloves
It's those damn fat gloves
And you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav
And you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav
Cos the tea goes everywhere
Cos the tea goes everywhere
The tea goes everywhere
The tea goes everywhere
Japanese culture's always fanscinated me
Japanese culture's always fanscinated me
From their traditions to their modern way of life
彼らの伝統から現代の生活様式まで
But all their elegance and rich history
But all their elegance and rich history
Doesn't sit well with my interest in space
Doesn't sit well with my interest in space
Because you can't carry out a ninja style assassination dressed as an astronaut
宇宙飛行士の格好をした忍者風の暗殺はできないから
It's the luminous fabric (you're too visible)
それは光る布地 (目立ちすぎ)
And they don't let you use a samurai sword when you're an astronaut
そして宇宙飛行士になるとサムライソードを使うことは許されない
You might puncture the suit
スーツに穴が開くかもしれない
You might depressurize
You might depressurize
Like a gremlin in a microwa_____ve
電子レンジの中のグレムリンのように_____
But it's those damn fat gloves
But it's those damn fat gloves
They're the main problem
They're the main problem
You can't nurture your tamagotchi
You can't nurture your tamagotchi
You can't make an origami swan
You can't make an origami swan
M
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Have you ever tried to get a used panty vending machine into a space shuttle
使用済みパンツの自動販売機をスペースシャトルに積もうとしたことがありますか
Well I've tried and they don't let you
Well I've tried and they don't let you
Fucking NASA red tape
Fucking NASA red tape
Interlude:
間奏曲：
I couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved
大好きだった二つのものを両立させることができなかった
So I threw away my dreams of outer space
だから私は宇宙の夢を捨てた
I had to find myself a whole new job
全く新しい仕事を自分で見つけなければならなかった
Maybe in the sports arena I would find a place
たぶんスポーツアリーナで場所を見つけるだろう
But you can't do a Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're a boxing champ
でも、ボクシングのチャンピオンになったら茶道はできないよ
It's those damned fat gloves again
またあのクソ分厚い手袋だ
Those confounded puffy mitts loom in front of my face every night in bed
混乱した腫れぼったいミットが毎晩ベッドで私の顔の前に迫ってくる
I'm haunted by fat gloves
分厚い手袋に悩まされている
You can't drink sake, you can't do bukkake
酒は飲めない、ぶっかけもできない。
Or ride a Kawasaki
Or ride a Kawasaki
When you're an astronaut
When you're an astronaut
F#(let ring) G#(let ring)
F#(let ring) G#(let ring)
And they don't let you be an astronaut on Japanese tele
そして、日本のテレビ番組で宇宙飛行士になることは許されません
A#(let ring)
A#(let ring)
Cos you're not enough of a red herring
あなたは赤いニシンとして十分ではないから
Intro:
イントロ:
Em C twice
Em C twice
I know what you're all wondering
皆さんが疑問に思っていることは分かります
Have Tripod ever been to Japan
トライポッドは日本に行ったことがありますか
But you're ignoring a much bigger question
しかし、あなたはもっと大きな問題を無視しています
Why don't the Japanese have a space program
なぜ日本人は宇宙計画を持たないのか
Why aren't there any Japanese astronauts
なぜ日本人宇宙飛行士がいないのか
Have you ever seen a Japanese astronau________t
日本人の宇宙飛行士を見たことがあります________t
I'll tell you why you haven't seen one
なぜ見ていないのか教えてあげる
I'll tell you why
その理由をお話します
You can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut
You can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut
It's those damn fat gloves
It's those damn fat gloves
And you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav
そして、重力ゼロでは茶道はできません。
Cos the tea goes everywhere
お茶はどこにでも行きますから
The tea goes everywhere
The tea goes everywhere
Back to verse
詩に戻る
Japanese culture's always fanscinated me
日本文化はいつも私を魅了します
From their traditions to their modern way of life
彼らの伝統から現代の生活様式まで
But all their elegance and rich history
But all their elegance and rich history
Doesn't sit well with my interest in space
宇宙への興味とは合わない
Because you can't carry out a ninja style assassination dressed as an astronaut
宇宙飛行士の格好をした忍者風の暗殺はできないから
It's the luminous fabric (you're too visible)
それは光る布地 (目立ちすぎ)
And they don't let you(Ooooh) use a samurai sword when you're an astronaut
そして、宇宙飛行士のときはサムライソードの使用を許可されません。
You might puncture the suit
スーツに穴が開くかもしれない
You might depressurize
You might depressurize
Like a gremlin in a microwa_____ve
電子レンジの中のグレムリンのように_____
But it's those damn fat gloves
But it's those damn fat gloves
They're the main problem
They're the main problem
You can't nurture your tamagotchi
たまごっちは育てられない
You can't make an origami swan
折り紙で白鳥は作れない
Have you ever tried to get a used panty vending machine into a space shuttle
使用済みパンツの自動販売機をスペースシャトルに積もうとしたことがありますか
Well I've tried and they don't let you
Well I've tried and they don't let you
Fucking NASA red tape
Fucking NASA red tape
Interlude:
間奏曲：
I couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved
大好きだった二つのものを両立させることができなかった
So I threw away my dreams of outer space
だから私は宇宙の夢を捨てた
I had to find myself a whole new job
全く新しい仕事を自分で見つけなければならなかった
Maybe in the sports arena I would find a place
Maybe in the sports arena I would find a place
But you can't do a Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're a boxing champ
でも、ボクシングのチャンピオンになったら茶道はできないよ
It's those damned fat gloves again
またあのクソ分厚い手袋だ
Those confounded putty mitts loom in front of my face every night in bed
混乱したパテミットが毎晩ベッドで私の顔の前に迫ってくる
I'm haunted by fat gloves
I'm haunted by fat gloves
You can't drink sake, you can't do bukkake
酒は飲めない、ぶっかけもできない。
Or ride a Kawasaki
Or ride a Kawasaki
When you're an astronaut
When you're an astronaut
A#(let ring) C(let ring)
A#(let ring) C(let ring)
And they don't let you be an astronaut on Japanese tele
そして、日本のテレビ番組で宇宙飛行士になることは許されません
G(let ring)
G(レットリング)
Cos you're not enough of a red herri
Cos you're not enough of a red herri