Never Trust a Man (Who Plays Guitar) Lyrics

So I dip this pen in arsenic
I write a song for every president
that wont ever get shot in the face
And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
Head down to the court house
with one chord I level the place
But hasn't anybody learned
don't ever trust a man who plays guitar
The day I rob a bank the first day I'm not lying
to you or me about what I believe
And if I die then let my gravestone read
(pause) Am F
rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line
they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab
(pause)
Hasn't anybody learned
the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
the day I rob a banks the first day of my life
as an honest man, an honest man
The day I rob a banks the first day of my life
As an honest man, an honest man
(tap guitar)
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
Is the day I finally get what I deserve
End on C