Your Redneck Past Lyrics

Into:
Post-Intro Bass notes: AAEAAAAA
Verse 1:
Choose from any number of magazines
Who do you want to be?
Billy Idol or Kool Moe Dee?
Chorus 1:
If you're afraid they might discover
Your redneck past
There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
They'll never send you home
Verse 2:
Roots
The funny limbs that grow underground
That keep you from fallin' down
Don't you think that you need 'em now?
Chorus 2:
Just find a place where no one knows of
Your redneck past
Yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past
You'll show them all back home
Bridge:
Desole
Je suis American
Please cook my steak again
Je suis American
Desole
Je ne parle pas francais
((Yelled) Yo! Yeah? Yo! Break em off! Break em off!)
Verse 3:
Laws- vary from state to state
Getcha some books on tape
To learn about holes in space
Chorus 3:
If you're afraid they might uncover
Your redneck ass
There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
Ohohoh, oh oh oh oh ohohoh ohhh
It's good to be back home