Bad Losers on Yahoo Chess Lyrics

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Checkmate! Dennis Bell of Torquay, too late with your Nxe3
Good game Sir do you want another bout
Well Dennis ain't replying 'cos he just signed out.
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers - on Yahoo Chess.
Deep Blue in '97 I voted for you, as Sports Personality of the Year
I thought at least you'd get the Overseas
'Cos when all's said and done you're not like some of these
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers.
Cetshwayo got a shock when he attacked Rourke's Drift
But he didn't get stroppy and he didn't get miffed
Ernie Shackleton retreated close to the Pole
He didn't want men dying to achieve his goal
But did he get a gob on? No he gave a little grin
Heed this Dennis Bell when you next sign in
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers, bad losers.