Every Time I Shit Lyrics

From the album "Pussy Whipped" (2007)
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Well I'm sitting on the toilet
Staring at the walls
I can feel the cool clear water
Splashing soft against my balls
Well that's when I start thinking
About my favorite fantasy
And my dick begins to harden
As the shit pains come through me
( Chorus )
And I think about you every time I shit
I think about your pussy
I wanna lick your clit
With each fart I fantasize
About my head between my thighs
yes I think about you every time I shit
(riff 2)
Girl when I get Diarrhea
That's when I most wanna see ya
And when the smell fills up the room
Girl, to me, it's your perfume
And with every little grunt
oh I think about your cunt
And my stomach starts to gurgle
And my hemorrhoids start to bleed
(Back to Chorus)
(Riff 3)
Well Girl, it's almost over
Time to flush and say goodbye
as I gently wipe my asshole
I choke up and start to cry
So I reach into the toilet
And I pick up a piece or two
And I smear the bathroom walls
With these few words, I love you
(outro chorus key change) - (A#)-(D#)-(G#)