Yeast Infection Lyrics

"Yeast Infection" by Larry Pierce
From the 2007 album "Pussy Whipped"
www.larrypierce.com
Riff 1
Intro - E - B -
Well I was makin? love the other day
And I put my hand between her lovely legs
She was giving me a hickey
When I felt something sticky
And I didn't know exactly what to say
Then slowly I removed her underwear
Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
Well I knew I wasn't dreamin?
When I saw that yellow semen
And the smell of cat fish really filled the air
horus
I wanna show her my affection
But she's got a yeast infection
And her underwear is stickin? to the wall
Riff 2
Well she pulled my head down closer to her crotch
She told me it would taste like butterscotch
Well I've never had the heart
To pull grilled cheese apart
So I'll turn my head so I don't have to watch
Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
Yeah the puss & blood was drippin? from my chin
She was a kickin? and a screamin?
And pissing on the ceiling
I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in
ack to horus
Riff 3
Well I fucked her long and hard right there and then
And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
I watched my pecker thumpin?
And when she started cumin?
It looked like making taffy at the fair
horus 2
Well I showed her my affection
Though she's got a yeast infection
Now my underwear is stickin? to my balls
Yes I showed her my affection
Though she's got a yeast infection
Now my underwear is stickin? to my balls