Hello Operator Lyrics

Fig 1:
The little bits between chords are variations on this
Fig 2:
Extended version of Fig 1
Hello operator
can you give me number nine?
A (fig 1)
can I see you later?
will you give me back my dime?
A (fig 1)
turn the oscillator
twist it with a dollar bill
mail man bring the paper
leave it on my window sill
DRUM SOLO (no chords)
INTERLUDE (no lyrics)
REPEAT INTRO with fills
find a canary
a bird to bring my message home
carry my obituary
my coffin doesn't have a phone
how you gonna get the money?
send papers to an empty home?
how you gonna get the money?
nobody to answer the phone
REPEAT DRUM SOLO, INTERLUDE and INTRO
-Key of Bb, the bends are on the D# note in the fourth fret on the B string
B--3----4bend----------------------------------|
Bb chord F chord
E-------------------------------------------------------------------and repeat-|
B--4bend----2H3-----------4bend2-----------------------------------------------|
And finishes with:
G--3--3---x--4---5---------and back to the bend from the beginning of the song|