Patricia the Stripper Lyrics

I did this the way I play it, so verse two is the same as verse one rather than varying. There
wasn't any tabs up so I closed my eyes a jumped really.
She works downtown in an unmarked bar, flyin' 'round poles
She always gave me the fright of my life
I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol
Mixed with an empty feeling inside
M
It's such a bad idea
To fall in love with a 'lady of the night'
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Why didn't God give her two left feet
M
Then she couldn't run away from me
Months go by and I'm alone in bed
While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive
I've got to wear a beard, a suit and tie
To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight
M
I go to all this effort
Just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Why didn't God give her two left feet
M
Then she couldn't run away from me
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Why didn't God give her two left feet
M
Then she couldn't run away from me
M
She thinks I'm sad and that's alright
M
But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi
M
I can't, I can't leave, I can't, I can't, I can't
M
She's my coked up Botox girl
Patricia, Patricia
Oh, Patricia the stripper you are my sunshine
M
So, why can't you come home with me tonight
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Why didn't God give her two left feet
M
Then she couldn't run away from me