Church League Softball Fistfight Lyrics

Church League Softball Fist Fight
By Tim Wilson
rmofle at satx.rr.com
Done as best I could based on the Bob and Tom live recording
Chorus 1:
Church League, Softball, Fist Fight
Gettin washed in the blood on a Tuesday night
What would Jesus do, lord he wouldn't do that
Knock hell outta the preacher with a softball bat
Well the swinging Sheppard's from the Sheep of the Savoir
were tied with the sourwood church of Christ
An example of some highly unholy behavior
in a game that had already been protested twice
Something unbiblical must have been said
for them to be aimin' heat at the minister's head
Clockin the clergy ain't the thing to do
But neithers the high hard one on the 0-2
Chorus 2:
Church League, Softball, Fist Fight
A body layin' on the hands 'neath the left field lights
Knockin out four teeth, gettin a busted lip
Aint exactly my idea of Christian Fellership
Church League, Softball, Fist Fight
Rollin round the pitchers mound it just don't look right
where the nice people from the church and the Sunday school class
To trade a cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop-ass