Clean Underwear Lyrics

I was drivin' down U.S. 41
Some idiot crossed the line
Had to swerve to miss him
Knocked down a 'Deer Crossing' sign
Took out some woman's mailbox
Wound up hittin' a pothole
And the last thing I remember
I was (No Chord) chewin' on a telephone pole
But, I had on clean underwear
Clean underwear
Yeah, my momma would've been proud of me
'Cause I had on a pair
I had on clean underwear
When they took me to intensive care
The doctor and nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there
He's got clean underwear"
I was in there for about a week
And got off the critical list
Scared me up a date
With a physical thera pist
Took her out for dinner and drinks
Wound up back at my pad
She said she liked the lights off
And, (No Chord) boy I was glad
I had on clean underwear
Clean underwear
Yeah, my momma would've been proud of me
'Cause I had on a pair
I had on clean underwear
When I put myself in her care
The good lookin' nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there
Ya got clean underwear"
Clean
Cl ean
Clean Haynes
BV D's
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