Hooker With a Penis Lyrics

VERSE 1 (D D - -)
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings
New tattoos that claimed that
(D DU U D)
He was OGT,
After '92,
The first EP.
And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.
CHORUS 1 (D DU U D)
Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,
And if I'm the man,
Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that f**kin' finger up your ass.
F G D D (one strum)
VERSE 2 (D D - -)
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb f**k.
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip sh*t,
F F F F (hold)
And you bought one.
CHORUS 2 (D DU U D)
So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man,
If I'm the f**kin' man
Then you're the f**kin' man as well
So you can
Point that f**kin' finger up your ass.
F F D (hold)
VERSE 3 (D DU U D)
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb f**k.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip sh*t,
And you bought one.
BRIDGE (D DU U D)
VERSE 4 (D D - -)
All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
D (hold)
Dollar
(N.C.)
So...Shut up and
OUTRO (DUDUDUDU)
Buy buy buy
Buy my new record
Buy buy buy
Send more money
f**k you, buddy.
f**k you, buddy.
f**k you, buddy.
f**k you, buddy.
D (hold)