Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? Lyrics

intro riff
verse one
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
w/intro riff
I think it's his lung
verse two
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bar and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby would you help him?
w/intro riff
I think it's his lung
verse three
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot on the driveway
w/intro riff
And I think his lung's fucked up
Pon - y, pon - y, pony
verse four
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
w/intro riff
I think it's his lung
repeat verse one:end abruptly on lung