Something With A Swing To It Lyrics

Well I was thumbing through the channels
And I saw a sight to see
A so called country singer
There singing on MTV
Then I began to think
Had she ever heard of Hank
Had she ever been to Texas where Bob Wills is still the king
From the Houston rodeo
To any old dancehall
All the cowboys and cowgirls
Know how to have a ball
And every night they tip a toast
To the Lonestar State
Where the women are so fine and the music is so great
(Chorus)
Cause I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger
Dont wanna see no wannabe country western singer
Dont call it country unless you can prove it
I want something with a swing to it
Well its a Texas thing yall
So if you dont understand
Just drop what youre doing
Get here as quick as you can
Id even stop in Oklahoma
If it was up to me
Cause when it comes to country there aint none like Gary P.
(Chorus)
That hip-hop rap and boy-band crap is for the squirrels in
San Francisco
Yeah Nashvilles making music that sounds like a dadgum
disco
Dont call it country unless you can prove it
I want something with a swing to it