Vampire Lyrics

my friend wanted me to work out the chords for this,
i finally got round to it :)
played on the ukulele - the chords'll work both for uke and
guitar though. also i promise you these are the right lyrics cos
theres some really awful ones around.
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs
So I'm sad and I feel lonely
So I cry and I'm very angry
And I eat some garlic
So I'm no more satanic yeah yeah
I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city
But the pretty girls don't look at me (don't look at me)
Cause I don't have my fangs
Cause I have lost my fangs
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth organ
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth organ
So I get bored and I shout
So I eat popcorn and I put on weight
And I sing but my voice is breaking
And I want to play the guitar
But my guitar is out of tune
I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city
But the musicals don't play with me (don't play with me)
Cos' I don't have my mouth organ
Cos' I have lost my mouth organ