Wasted & Ready Lyrics

INTRO AND VERSE:
Force field supershield A A
Junior high love affair is okay
Jump on the big wagon cause im SoCal
I'm big in every way
I'm running as fast as I can....
A (play once let it ring) A B
CHORUS:
She goes above and beyond her call of duty
She is a sl*t but her ex thinks it's sexy
Sex reminds her of eating spaghetti
I am wasted, but I'm ready
VERSE (same)
CHORUS (same)
BRIDGE 1:
I'm running as fast I can
I'm running as fast I run
JAM:
Bounce between the E chord and this riff (or a variation of it to make it your own)
(This happens four times in the song I think. Just do it as long as you feel)
VERSE (same)
CHORUSx2 (same except end with 4 lines of "I am wasted but I'm ready" with same chord progression)
BRIDGE 2:
I'm running as fast I can
I'm running as fast I run
I'm running as fast I can
I'm running as fast ...... as I can