Pledge Allegiance to the Hag Lyrics

Pledge Allegiance to the Hag (featuring Merle Haggard)
Church/Beavers
Sinners Like Me
CAPO II
INTRO: A
There's a little dive on a dead-end road
Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole
Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar
And get loud and rowdy on PBR
But at the top of every hour, man you can hear a pin drop
cuz ol' Jack drops in a quarter and plays Merle on the Jukebox, and we stop, and
CHORUS:
Tip our hats and raise our glasses
Of cold, cold beer
They say country's fading but we're still waving
That flag 'round here
When it's time to go you know you're welcome back
Where people pledge allegiance to the Hag
When the weekend comes and the weather's clear
There's a high spot 15 miles from here
Where you can alays find a few dusty trucks
With the windows down the radio up
We sit there poppin' tops, shootin' bull and singin' songs
But you can bet your boots that when Haggard comes on, we
One of these days when my time has come
You can take me back to where I'm from
Put me on a westbound train
And ship me off in the pourin' rain
Don't cry for me when I'm gone
Just put a quarter in the jukebox and sing me back home
CHORUS:
And tip your hats and raise your glasses
Of cold, cold beer
They say country's fading but just still waving
That flag 'round here
And I know it'll keep on comin' back
As long as people pledge allegiance
Where folks still pledge allegiance
I pledge allegiance to the Hag