California Girls Lyrics

(Verse 1)
I ain't never had a problem with California.
There's a lot of good women from Sacramento to Corona.
But them Hollywood types after a while wear on ya
struttin' around in their size zeros,
skinny little girls no meat on their bones,
never even heard of George Jones.
(Chorus)
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left,
that know how to rock your world?
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
(Verse 2)
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery.
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me.
Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be.
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
with her big fake smile and her painted-on tan.
She'd never have a chance at a real man.
(Chorus)
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left,
that know how to rock your world?
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
(Outro)
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left,
that know how to rock your world?
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?