I Hate Chicago Lyrics

Tuesday morning sports page, I've got coffee in my cup
A smile creeps across my face, the Braves beat the Cubs
I HATE CHICAGO!
I'm changing planes in Dallas I'm not going through O'Hare
It's a thousand dollars more I know, but I don't really care
I HATE CHICAGO!
Sara told me that she only
Needed space to think things out
Then she met some guy named Tony
Guess where they live now?? YOU GUESS?
I hear the food is great, I hear the summer sure is nice
It's beautiful at Christmas, there's three more reasons why
I HATE CHICAGO!
From their WGN station to their seven feet of snow
The rock band in the '80's to the Oprah Winfrey show
I HATE CHICAGO!
Sara told me that she only
Needed space to think things out
Then she met some guy named Tony
Guess where they live now?.. CHICAGO!
(Bridge)
Sara used to talk about
How one day we would settle down
Find ourselves a little farmhouse
On the outskirts of a small town
(NC Drums Only)
Then she told me that she only
Needed space to think things out
Then she met some guy named Tony
Guess where they live now?.YOU GUESSED IT!
That's right I HATE CHICAGO!
I HATE CHICAGO!
Man, I HATE CHICAGO!