Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip Lyrics

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It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing
That you're only supposed to use once and then discard
Where do you put it? In the garbage can, my honest friend
My shyness, pet her flow
horus 1
She's only been five months late, even though we haven't had sex for a week
A meal a day, a meal, I say
And my heart's made my...
ridge 1
Somebody else already used the word 'Aurora Borealis'
She was tied up in chains, and Sam had helped her in the freezer
horus 2
She's only five weeks late, but I haven't had a date forever!
Ever! Ever! Forever
Spoken 1
Wish I had more... More opportunity,
More chances to remember some things
So I couldn't have so much pressure on my
On my On my, um Ah, on my Um, Um Head
Spoken 2
We'd have so much more diversity,
And so much more input, so much more creative flow,
If we had someone in school, a 'G.I.T'
G.I.T Geeks In Town
Ha! Come on, Dave, think of one!
Girls in trouble!
It should be G.I.C, geeks with Charvels
No, G.W.C, f**k man this is a waste of time
One more solo? Yeah!
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Spoken 3
You're Personally responsible for,
The entire strip to be washed away
Cleansed as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol
flowed through the strip and were set on fire
It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight
And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom
and his silk
And he, he erected a beautiful city
A city of stars.
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