Butt Ugly Slut Lyrics

from the album "All Likkered Up"
tabbed 9/24/05
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Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow
Take me down where the winds don't blow
INTRO: E
CHORUS:
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a jealous old man in jail
I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
And so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale
Long as she'll buy me a new Zebco
I don't care if she's built like a blue whale
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a jealous old man in jail
Lord she's ignorant, but she's ugly
Yeah she's lazy, but she's mean
I been to 2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen nothin'
Like when my little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispe Kremes
CHORUS:
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a jealous old man in jail
I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
And so fat she'll knock a train of a rail
I don't care if she cheats on me
'long she sends me checks in the mail
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a jealous old man in jail
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a jealous old man in jail
Hey yodelay-hoo-hoo