Annie Dhydde Lyrics

Annie Dhydde
She refused an epidural
Hoping for a girl
Doctor looked into her big blue eyes
She said doc how'd I do
Doc didn't say coochi coo
He said ma'am you done birthed the antichrist
Screaming and a-cussing from that hospital bed
She should have watched the words she said
She screamed Goddammit
Lord Goddammit
She screamed Goddammit
Annie Dhydde
That little boy was really bad
Baddest boy she ever had
On account of him being the antichrist and all
He about drove her up the wall
She drove out to the mall
And to Walgreens where she bought Tylenol