All Trouble Head Lyrics

All Trouble Head
I drink whiskey when I'm tired of being sober
I drink Drano when I'm tired of being hungover and getting older
All the trouble is inside my head
My best friends are dying but enemies are dead
I got this lovely girl who plants roses in my garden
Her lovely husband he plants landmines in my yard after dark
I spent all night learning how to dance
When I got home next morning my poor puppy dog he peed his pants, three legged stance
I had so much to drink that I threw up in the sink
Now my woman thinks that I need to see a shrink and that really stinks
I hear the best donuts you can get in prison
Are the rubber kind that are big enough for sittin, I aint kiddin
Freedom's foes carry sorrows off to bed
But heroes drown them all until they're dead, that's what I said