Cheaper to Keep Her Lyrics

YOURE DOWN ON YOUR LUCK
YOU JUST LOST YOUR TRUCK
YOU CANT AFFORD ANOTHER BEER
YOURE CREDIT CARDS DONT WORK
AND THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS YOURE A JERK
YOURE WONDERING HOW YOU WOUND UP HERE
CHORUS:
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND
IT WOULDA BEEN BETTER TO LET HER KEEP YOU DOWN
LIVIN WITH A CRAZY WIFE, BEATS AN EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND
NOW YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COACH OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE
WATCHIN COLOMBO
EATIN COLD PIZZA IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
JUST REMEMBER I TOLD YOU SO
REPEAT CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL: Em G G/F# Em D
SO IF YOURE THINKIN BOUT SAYIN ADIOS
WELL TAKE IT FROM A FOOL WHO KNOWS
SHES GONNA SERVE YOU PAPERS
MAKE YOU PAY THROUGH THE NOSE
AND WHEN HER LAWYER GETS THROUGH WITH YOU
YOURE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO MEXICO
REPEAT CHORUS
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND