Made for TV Movie Lyrics

There's a made for TV movie about Lucille Ball tonight
If you really want to watch it I guess that'd be alright with me
Well I heard he used to beat her like she was a conga drum
They always slept in separate beds but somehow they had a son
And the neighbors were vaudevillians the laughs came from a can
Even though the club was hoppin' it was the pills that she was poppin'
That did her in
La, La, La, La, La, La, La Etc with same chords
Or maybe it was different you know my facts aren't always straight
But they would never make a movie if everything was great
Because happiness is boring it's always black and white
The good times never last and the chocolates move too fast for us all
There's a made for TV movie about Lucille Ball tonight
If you really want to watch it I guess that'd be alright with me