Happy Birthday to Me Lyrics

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I was having a good sleep in my car
in the parking lot of the Showboat Casino hotel
. I say, I remember you, you drive like a PTA
mother, you bought me draft beer in a
plastic cup. I'm feeling thankful for the
small things today . I'm feeling thankful
for the small things today. Happy, happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me and to you. Happy, happy birthday to
me, happy birthday to me, and to you. I'm feeling
thankful for the small things today. I'm
feeling thankful for the small things today.
I remember you, I crashed your wedding,
with some orange crepe paper, and some Holloween
candy. Sometimes, I wish I were Catholic,
(I don't know why). I guess I'm just happy to see your face
at a time like this. Happy, happy birthday to
me, happy birthday to me, and to you. Happy, happy
birthday to me, happy birthday to me, and to you....
(outtro)