Minimum Wage Lyrics

Verse 1:
Politically correct
and mentally erect
I'm doing everything
I can to conserve the
best But life ain't
nothing but a bowl a
grits And this United
States proud cr*p
makes me sick People
tell me go make a name
for yourself Cause that's
the only way you're gonna
get outta this hell I'm
gonna try and try and
try and do all that I can
But I'll never understand
Chorus 1:
It's guaranteed I'm
making minimum wage
I can't survive
this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive
this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm
E A C#m B x3, E(hold)
making minimum wage
Verse 2:
I'll take a work
strike Over a tax
hike Any day of
the year And I don't
care about anything
As long as those
striking ain't
bottling beer Give
me a gun let's go
get the XXX He
wouldn't mind he's
protected by the
aliens I've got a
green man in my
backyard This time
the goverment
has gone too far
Chorus 2:
It's guaranteed I'm
making minimum wage
I can't survive
this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive
this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm
making minimum wage
B E A C#m B x2, E(hold)
It's minimum wage
Interlude: E--B--A--B-- x4
Chorus 3:
It's guaranteed I'm
making minimum wage
I can't survive
this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive
this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm
making minimum wage
It's minimum wage
It's minimum wage
B E A C#m B E(hold)
It's minimum wage