Stuck Up a Hornbeam Lyrics

Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog
Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog
Gonna get discovered by a bloke out walking the dog.
I'm so desolate, I'm so all alone
I feel arthritic in every single bone
I've got a mynah bird that does nothing but moan.
For you I'd lose my self esteem
For you I'd lose my self esteem
For Crewe I'd use Junction 16.
Give me a spork.
Eight words telling me it's okay to wallow
Eight words giving me a green light to wallow
"Up Next, brand new Live At The Apollo".
Psychoan*lyst, psychiatrist, Zen therapist, chap out of Hammerfist
Recommended meditation to cure my woes
Beats sitting round doing nothing I suppose.
I've never been any good at DIY
"Do it yourself" would always be my reply
Ah, won't you come back there's just one last knot to tie.
Stuck up a hornbeam feeling blue
Stuck up here on account of you
I want to jump but it's such a view.