Upon Westminster Bridge Lyrics

BASS RIFF
GUITAR RIFF
Same old Hampstead
Ken Hom wok set
Dead sea bath salts
Jog proof iPod
Iron age hill fort
Long term road works
High tide bird watch
B&Q, Homebase
If Jesus came to earth today
They'd crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And use No Need For Nails
Bass riff x2
Ship shape farmhouse
Dry stone wall chart
Cash back footspa
Straight down Ladbrookes
Low cost school trip
Ram raid Oxfam
Christ, that sun's hot
Yes that's right, Sir
Help me Mrs Medlicott
I don't know what to do
I've only got three bullets
And there's four of Motley Crue
Guitar riff
GUITAR SOLO
Spoiling Good Friday, my ex-love sent to me
12 drummers singing, 11 chairman dancing,
10 mascots whinging, 9 stewards flapping,
8 christening invites, 7 cows a barking, 6 vicars strumming
Nick fucking Knowles
4 boring words, Carphone Warehouse and Matalan
And a pulled-up at Bangor-on-Dee
I'm driving backwards at peak hour
Along the Edgeware Road