Jesus And Ruger Lyrics

JESUS AND RUGER
JASON BOLAND AND THE STRAGGLERS
THE BOURBON LEGEND
INTRO: F G C F C G C
IT ALL STARTED, WHEN WE WERE JUST KIDS
I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT I'M SURE THAT IT DID
WHY'S MY LEFT ON MY LEFT, MY RIGHT ON MY RIGHT
I'M SURE THERE'S A MONSTER, IN MY CLOSET TONIGHT
THERE ARE THINGS I CAN'T FIGURE WHAT THEY ARE FOR
LIKE NICOTINE, NINTENDO OR NUCLEAR WAR
THEY'RE THERE TO ADDICT US MAINTAIN OR TO SCARE
COUNTY STATE AND WORLD ONLY THREE KINDS OF FAIR
CHORUS:
JESUS AND RUGER, THEY'RE BOTH STRAIGHT SHOOTERS
ISLAM AND NAPALM MEAN SOMETHING TO SOMEONE
MY CHAKRAS ARE BLOCKED, I'M LEARNING TAI CHI
SO PITCH WHAT YOU'RE SELLING AND THEN LEAVE ME BE
CAUSE I'M JUST FINE BY ME
MY BANK NEEDS A ROLL AND SO DOES MY ROCK
I GO DOWN TO THE RIVER OUT HERE WHEN ITS HOT
DOWN BY THE WATERS I'LL COOL OFF MY HEELS
SOLVE THE WORLD''S PROBLEMS WITH A ROD AND A REEL
TONIGHT I CAN'T SLEEP AND THAT'S THE REASON FOR THE SONG
THE CHURCH BELL OUTSIDE, DONE HIT THE THIRD GONG
I'M JUST A WEARY TRAVELER, NO BAGS IN MY HAND
I LIKE WHERE I SIT, WHERE I'LL MAKE A STAND
REPEAT CHORUS X 2
CORRECTIONS WELCOME