How Peculiar Lyrics

G A# D slide up F then C
(You can also slide A# instead of F, sounds a bit better in the intro but transition to C is harder)
How peculiar
I am all of the above babe
Johnny long strokes to the grave
A# D F (slide up) C
Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle
Rub me rub me up right lovely
If you lick it, then lick it, battery
A# D F (slide up) C
good and properly all night if you want
horus
I, haven't got a clue what to do with you
I need for you to love me so much
Jesus what am I going to do with this crush
Just get the old fella and wack it up against her tush
ridge
How peculiar
Bend your long legs against the sofa
G A# D F (slide up) C
In the Dorchester you can get your all Bran
I'm not into hard sports
horus
Oh, I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Jesus all the things my head is going through
God what am I going to do with this crush
Just wack the old man out and get it up against your tush
How peculiar
Jesus what am I to do man
I am a depressed man
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day