Down in Mexico Lyrics

(Intro)
Aaaaaaahhhhhh Aaaaaaahhhhhh Aaaaaaahaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhh........
Verse 1:
Down in Mexicali, there's a crazy little place that I know, where the drinks are hotter than the chilli sauce,
And the boss is a cat named Joe...
Chorus 1:
He wears a red bandana, plays a blues piano, in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache, in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
Verse 2:
The first time that I saw him, he was sittin' on a piano stool, I said 'tell me man when does the fun begin?'
He just winked his eye and said "Man, be cool."
Chorus 2:
He wears a red bandana, plays a cool piano, in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache, in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
Bridge:
(In Mexico) All of a sudden in walks this chick
(In Mexico) Joe starts playing on a Latin kick
(In Mexico) Around her waist she wore three fishnets
(In Mexico) She started dancin' with the castanets
(In Mexico) I didn't know just what to expect
(In Mexico) She threw her arms around my neck
(In Mexico) We started dancin' all around the floor
(In Mexico) And then she did a dance I never saw before
Verse 3:
So if you're south of the border, I mean down in Mexico, and you wanna get straight man, don't hesitate,
Just look up a cat named Joe
Chorus 3:
He wears a red bandana, plays a cool piano, in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache, in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico