I Got Abducted by a UFO Lyrics

blah: blah blah blah
Easy song. 4 chords. Just D5, B5, G5, and A5. What? You say you don't know what that means?
Oh you ridiculously naive, simple minded fool.
Well uncle Andy will show you:
I got abducted by a ufo. and where we're going I don't know
but alls I know is that I've gotta get home
I got abducted by a ufo. and where we're going I don't know
but alls I know is that I've gotta get home
I'm gonna write my mom each & every day. tell her I'm alright tell her i'm ok
and I'll tell here where we're going today
well, I don't know. don't wanna go
with the ufo. just let me go home
I got abducted by a ufo. it took me on a trip down to mexico
but alls I know is that I've gotta get home
took me last night across the usa. and I know things are gonna be okay
when I get back to sunny californ-i-a
then chorus x2
don't wanna go. don't wanna go. with the ufo. please let me go home.
the chorus again
That's it you say? So short and lazy... was this song written by Mexicans?
"Wow! Uncle Andy, that was really racist!"
Nay, I say. For I am Mexican. Which grants me the liberty to call my people
lazy. Just like how black people can say ni-
Good night, everybody!!!