The Worst Band in the World Lyrics

(play notes: BD AC# BD)
It's one thing to know it but another to admit
We're the worst band in the world
But we don't give a....
(play notes: BD AC# BD)
If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums
Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums
So tune up, tune up
Well we've never done a days work in our life
And our records sell in zillions
It irrigates my heart with greed
To know that you adore me
Up yours, up mine
But up ev'rybody's that takes time
But we're working on it
Working on it - Oo-oo-oo----ooh
(play notes: BD AC# (x3) BD)
We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies
Never met the roadies - leave them in the van
All be...cause of cir...cum...stances way bey..ond con...trol
G# G#aug G# G#aug G# G#aug G# G#aug B7 B Baug
We be... came the dar.lings of this thing called rock and roll, ooh
Here I am a record on a jukebox
A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh Play me
Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold
Here we are together on your hifi
A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh
Fade me, fade me, fade me, fade me (fade out)