Fruitcake Makes Me Puke Lyrics

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EVery year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake
They make cookies, rolls, and bread and ham and pie
And for some weird reason they all send me a fruitcake
When I tell them that I ate it it's a lie
I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake
I've made barbells for my cousins Merle and Luke
But if I try to eat some my intestines start to quake
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke
CHORUS:
Fruitcake makes me puke
It happens everytime I eat it so I know it's not a fluke
Fruitcake makes me puke
That's the one thing about Christmas that no one can dispute
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Fruitcake makes me puke
I keep one in my office as a handy paperweight
I hear they're used as hammers in Debuke
But when I try to eat some I can't get it off the plate
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke
BRIDGE:
And the main thing about fruitcake that I have found
It looks the same way comin' up as it does goin' down
Well that's the one thing about Christmas that my family can't dispute
Fruitcake makes me puke
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