Sunset Boulevard Lyrics

Well, I wish I had my picture
On the Rolling Stone today
And I wish that the Enquirer
Would spread a roumor that I was gay
Well I wish I had some buddies
Some movie stars and such
?Cause I probably wouldn't worry about
About the two of us as much
Chorus:
And I'd spend all my money
On caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember
How you broke my heart today
You know I, I wish I had a super model
So skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada
She says she's carryin? my child
I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard
my hair blowin? in the wind
And I'd stop at fancy restaurants
And they'd finally let me in
Yeah, I wish I had my picture
With the Rolling Stones today
And I wish the Enquirer
Spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I knew a movie star
Someone like Charlie Sheen
?Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kaetlin
Well, I guess he'd hang out with me
Chorus 2:
And I'd spell all my money
On caviar and Rogaine
And I would not remember
How you broke
My heart today