Dearly Beloved Lyrics

Good morning, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
To watch two people we know make a big mistake
They'll stand up at the alter, and solemnly swear I do
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
horus 1
Her daddy's in the front row, muttering oh no here we go again
They had a couple dates, now she's three months late
And it's twenty buck a plate I spent, oh:
Good morning, dearly beloved, I'd like to welcome ya'll
To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol
Please bow your heads and join me, in a prayer for these two
Who'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
horus 2
The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
As he's putting the ring on her, he's checking out the bridesmaids,
Thinking that he might take, the maid of honor's honor, oh:
Welcome, dearly beloved, we are here this afternoon
To throw rice as these two, drive down the road to ruin
With cans tied to the bumper, and a dragging muffler too
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
So raise your glass and join me, here's to the bride and groom
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new