Friend, Lover, Wife Lyrics

Friend, Lover, Wife
By Johnny Paycheck
Spoken:
Let me tell you about a woman I know
(Sung)
She don't drink, she don't smoke
She can't stand a dirty joke
She don't hang out till the morning light
She don't have to get high, Lord, to get right
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife
But I'll take a drink
Lord, and I'll have a smoke
And I've told some downright dirty jokes
I've been know to get high, tryin' to get right
But that's just me, son, that's just me
Chorus 1:
Well if you don't know my woman, you might think she's square
But you oughta see that woman when she let's down her hair
She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife
I wear jeans, and she wears silk
I like beer and she likes milk
She can be soft like the summer rain
But lock them doors at night, she's a hurricane
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife
Chorus 2:
Lord it's still a mystery, what she sees in me
She said 'long as I want her, she'll never set me free
She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife