Dental Care Lyrics

Intro: []G - - -
(I only know a little on how to transpose piano tab into guitar tab...)
1st verse:
I brush my teeth, and look in the mirror
And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear
I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights
And rather than flaunt my style
I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whites
Chorus:
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
I smooth my hair said back in the chair but somehow I still need to chill
Verse 2:
Have a seat
He says pleasantly
As he shakes my hand
And practically laughs at me
Open up nice and wide
And with a smirk he says,
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
As he tries not to grin
When hygienists leave on long vacations
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
(Play chords like in Intro)
Talking only brings the toothaches on
Because I say the stupidest things
So if my resolve goes south
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
And shut my mouth
Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
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